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15 hours ago
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vonkarmic:

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

2 days ago
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riverlarking:

music is dying because every song has to be about the songwriter now. songwriters used to write about a book they read or a person they saw or a piece of history they know. you think you’re interesting enough for all them songs?

2 weeks ago
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samsketchbook:

sigmachad:

samsketchbook:

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baby airplane abandoned on tarmac and rescued has not yet molted and so must be held/lifted above the play rug to simulate successful takeoffs for his enrichment and learning

op why are you wearing gloves. are you just in the dark. doing this.

typically the baby plane’s immune system would be built through nursing and again later with saliva transferal during feeding (this species / model feeds similar to penguins after a phase of exclusively nursing) but without a plane mother we must be very careful when first introducing the infant to a new environment. the same goes for light exposure, as the infant planes (of this species) would spend the first few weeks tucked under the mother plane’s winglets, only emerging at night. this of course makes flying more difficult for her and is why mother planes are largely grounded for the fledgling period . occasionally survival calls for a takeoff anyway and this is why runt planes can sometimes tumble onto the runway where the mother must make the difficult decision to circle back or to leave them behind in the interest of the rest of the litter

2 weeks ago
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cheeky-orchid:

easel-eisel:

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

2 weeks ago
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inkcurlsandknives:

scarletjedi:

wizardarchetypes:

doublism:

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn’t work good.

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

I had a similar tv! It was a tv with a built in dvd and vcr because it was in college and I’m apparently old now. But! The dvd player never wanted to play- unless it was Chicago (2002). First, we would put that dvd in, let it start, and then swap it for the movie we really wanted to watch. It got to the point where we would put in the dvd we wanted and sing “he had it coming!!!” At the screen at volume. Fucking worked *every time*

Bizarre.

I miss when technology had real personality, instead of fake ones designed to generate lies and nonsense and spy on you.

2 weeks ago
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e-102:

veilchenvampir:

e-102:

aorish:

jbt7493:

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

Posts from a 17th century chymist who’s about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️

💀🧪

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

2 weeks ago
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pierog:

i’m so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

2 weeks ago
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ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

Happy Cow waiting for a train in Scotland having escaped from a field.

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The cow is said to have ate some plants and licked their reflection in the glass panel.

Incredible number of people in the notes talking about whether the cow got the bus???

3 weeks ago
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egberts:

visibun:

egberts:

i love my echo chamber :) #mychamber

#mychamber

#mychamber

#mychamber

#mychamber

#mychamber

3 weeks ago
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clownsnake:

ghostmadewithlove:

ghostmadewithlove:

Gonna start using OwO and UwU again and you can’t fucking stop me

Uh oh

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3 weeks ago
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peach-pot:

hearing about sex as a kid is like “you’re 100% going to do this one day” and then you grow up and find out sex isn’t real and your parents just lied about it like santa clause

3 weeks ago
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haaarpb:

haaarpb:

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a comic i made while bored

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things happen

3 weeks ago
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joseopher:

not now kitten, daddy is watching two people desecrate their relationship with insomountable betrayal and become fundamentally opposed in every way, yet remain unable to stop caring for each other despite it

3 weeks ago
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thealogie:

That Etsy witch is shaking and having an out of body experience right now btw and her phone is blowing up so bad she probably put it in the freezer

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